Mutiny
It was a warm summer night when me bucko decided to blow the man down. Me poor fella didn’t even know he was breaking the code of conduct, They wanted us to walk the plank, but we wasn’t going without a fight! We decided to mutiny and take over the ship. Me bucko was fighting with all the scallywags aboard with me along his side.
Me captain and me quartermaster got wind of the fight and they were angry. The ship heeled and the fighting stopped. Scared me and the dirty scoundrels on the ship enough to quit the fighting.
Half of us mateys stood on the starboard side and the other half of us mateys stood on the port side to even out the ship. One matey hollered, “Blimey! Lets drink!” So us mateys, me quartermaster, and me captain decided to drink us some Clap of thunder, Nelson’s Folly, and Spirits and we had one heck of a time drinking all the rum aboard.
Me Captain was deep in a bottle of Nelson’s Folly when he tripped over me peg leg. Me captain wasn’t hurt, but it sure was funny.
After everything calmed down, me captain, me mateys, and me self decided to go find some loot. We went to land and started searching, and it didn’t take long before we found a coffer full of doubloons! We took our booty aboard and admired it for the rest of the night!
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